you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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