marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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