Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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He's on the porch naked. Help.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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