marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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