Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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