Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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