I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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