You surviving the open bar?
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the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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