Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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