there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
