Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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