ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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