Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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