I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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