he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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