A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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