Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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