And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize