Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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