Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How external is "for external use only"?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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