haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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