If you die in college, do you die in real life?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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