i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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