Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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