i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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