i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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