brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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