My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize