something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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