tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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