I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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