i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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