The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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