Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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