these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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