my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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