I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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