Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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