the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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