Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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