What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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