We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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