I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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