What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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