There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize