these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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