Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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