spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My pussy is not your playground.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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