i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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