she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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