I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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