One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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