North Korea, Best Korea!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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