i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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there was a trapeze. enough said
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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